The Random Link In The Age Of Panicky Sites

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if (pageIndex !== -1) {
  return {
    prev: collection[pageIndex - 1] || null,
    next: collection[pageIndex + 1] || null,
  };
}

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const others = collection.filter(item => item.url !== page.url);
const random = others[Math.floor(Math.random() * others.length)];

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const allLinks = '{{ allLinks }}'.split(',');
const randomLink = allLinks[Math.floor(Math.random() * allLinks.length)];

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const shuffle = (array) => {
  const clone = array.slice(0);
  for (let i = clone.length - 1; i > 0; i--) {
    const j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1));
    [clone[i], clone[j]] = [clone[j], clone[i]];
  }
  return clone;
}

const others = collection.filter(item => item.url !== page.url);
const randomFive = shuffle(others).slice(0, 5).map(other => other.url).join(',');

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<script type="module">
  (function() {
    const randomBtn = document.querySelector('.random');
    const randomFive = '{{ links.randomFive }}'.split(',');
    const randomNew = randomFive[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomFive.length)];
    randomBtn.addEventListener('click', e => {
      e.preventDefault();
      window.location.href = randomNew;
    });
  })();
</script>

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<script type="module">
  (function() {
    const randomBtn = document.querySelector('.random');
    const randomFive = '{{ links.randomFive }}'.split(',');
    const randomNew = randomFive[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomFive.length)];
    randomBtn.href = randomNew;
  })();
</script>

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